Rules
The Draw
Each entrant gets one team from the Top-24 pot and one team from the Bottom-24 pot.
Awards
20 prizesWinner
teamFinal winner.
2nd place team
teamRunner-up.
3rd place team
team3rd-place play-off winner.
Top scoring player
playerMost goals across the tournament.
Top scoring team
teamMost goals scored in the group stage only.
Most clean sheets (team)
teamMost clean sheets across the whole tournament.
First red card (by mins played)
teamDetermined by cumulative tournament minutes played at moment of red, so teams playing earlier in the tournament don't benefit.
First own goal (by mins played)
teamCumulative tournament minutes basis, same logic as the red-card award.
Worst team
teamLowest points → then worst goal difference → then fewest goals scored.
First team to lose on penalties
teamKnockout-stage penalty shootout loss.
Set piece kings
teamTeam with the most non-penalty set-piece goals (direct free kicks, corners, indirect free kicks).
Worst disciplined team
teamMost cards + fouls per 90 (exact weighting to be locked before kickoff).
Iran Multiplier
modifierIf Iran does not show up to the tournament, the entrant who drew Iran gets a 1.5x multiplier on all rewards earned by their OTHER team, EXCEPT 1st place.
Trump bash award
teamFirst team where Trump directly insults their national team — broad insults against the country do NOT count.
First missed penalty (by mins played)
teamCumulative tournament minutes basis. In-play and shootout misses both count unless decided otherwise before kickoff.
Shithouse award
teamFirst team to win a match after receiving a red card prior to the 75th minute.
First player to cry during the national anthem
playerFirst player visibly in tears during the pre-match national anthem.
First player to cry after kickoff (sad)
playerFirst player to cry during or after a match in a sad/disappointed way. Tears of joy don't count.
First child crying in the crowd
teamFirst child spotted crying on the broadcast. Award goes to the team whose fans the child is supporting.
First hat-trick
playerFirst player to score three goals in a single match.
Combined shots prediction
Each entrant guesses the TOTAL combined shots their two teams will take across the entire tournament. The closest guess wins any tied awards or any awards that go unawarded.
If Iran does not show up to the tournament, the entrant who drew Iran gets a 1.5x multiplier on all rewards earned by their OTHER team, EXCEPT 1st place.
Notes & clarifications
- 01First red card / first OG / first missed penalty are decided by cumulative tournament minutes played, NOT calendar time, to avoid bias toward teams playing earlier.
- 02Top scoring team is GROUP STAGE ONLY.
- 03Worst team tiebreakers: fewest points → worst goal difference → fewest goals scored.
- 04Worst disciplined team formula: most cards + fouls per 90 (exact weighting locked before kickoff).
- 05Trump bash award: must be aimed at the national team specifically — country-wide insults do not count.
- 06Shithouse award: red card must occur BEFORE the 75th minute; team must then go on to win the match.
- 07Subjective tear-related awards (anthem cry / kickoff cry / child cry) are decided by group consensus from broadcast footage.