21 prizes · live

Awards

Winner

teamTBD

Final winner.

PrizeJersey of winning team with winning goalscorer's name on the back

— Awaiting first result —

2nd place team

teamTBD

Runner-up.

Prize£30

— Awaiting first result —

3rd place team

teamTBD

3rd-place play-off winner.

Prize£15

— Awaiting first result —

Top scoring player

playerTBD

Most goals across the tournament.

Prize£7.50

— Awaiting first result —

Top scoring team

teamLive

Most goals scored in the group stage only.

Prize£7.50

Currently leading

🇩🇪 Germany · 🇳🇱 Netherlands · 🇫🇷 France (3-way tie · tiebreaker)

On track forAndrew R

Most clean sheets (team)

teamLive

Most clean sheets across the whole tournament.

Prize£7.50

Currently leading

🇪🇸 Spain (current leader)

On track forNed

Most assists (player)

playerLive

Most assists across the tournament.

Prize£5

Currently leading

Olise · 🇫🇷 France (current leader)

On track forPeter

First red card (by mins played)

teamDecided

Determined by cumulative tournament minutes played at moment of red, so teams playing earlier in the tournament don't benefit.

Prize£5

Won by

🇿🇦 South Africa

Goes toSam L

First own goal (by mins played)

teamDecided

Cumulative tournament minutes basis, same logic as the red-card award.

Prize£5

Won by

🇵🇾 Paraguay

Goes toTom

Worst team

teamDecided

Lowest points → then worst goal difference → then fewest goals scored.

Prize£7.50

Won by

🇮🇶 Iraq

Goes toRebekah

First team to lose on penalties

teamLive

Knockout-stage penalty shootout loss.

Prize£5

Currently leading

🇩🇪 Germany · 🇳🇱 Netherlands (2-way tie · tiebreaker)

Set piece kings

teamLive

Team with the most non-penalty set-piece goals (direct free kicks, corners, indirect free kicks).

Prize£5

Currently leading

🇺🇸 USA (current leader)

On track forBeer

Worst disciplined team

teamLive

Most cards + fouls per 90 (exact weighting to be locked before kickoff).

Prize£5

Currently leading

🇶🇦 Qatar (current leader)

On track forPeter

Iran Multiplier

modifierLive

If Iran does not show up to the tournament, the entrant who drew Iran gets a 1.5x multiplier on all rewards earned by their OTHER team, EXCEPT 1st place.

Prize1.5× modifier on other team's awards (excl. winner)

Currently leading

Iran showed up — not triggered

Trump bash award

teamDecided

First team where Trump directly insults their national team — broad insults against the country do NOT count.

Prize£5

Won by

🇧🇪 Belgium

Goes toTom

First missed penalty (by mins played)

teamDecided

Cumulative tournament minutes basis. In-play and shootout misses both count unless decided otherwise before kickoff.

Prize£5

Won by

Messi (🇦🇷 Argentina)

Goes toJoe

Shithouse award

teamTBD

First team to win a match after receiving a red card prior to the 75th minute.

Prize£5

— Awaiting first result —

First player to cry during the national anthem

playerTBD

First player visibly in tears during the pre-match national anthem.

Prize£5

— Awaiting first result —

First player to cry after kickoff (sad)

playerDecided

First player to cry during or after a match in a sad/disappointed way. Tears of joy don't count.

Prize£5

Won by

🇨🇦 Canada

Goes toEd

First child crying in the crowd

teamDecided

First child spotted crying on the broadcast. Award goes to the team whose fans the child is supporting.

Prize£5

Won by

🇧🇪 Belgium

Goes toTom

First hat-trick

playerDecided

First player to score three goals in a single match.

Prize£5

Won by

Messi (🇦🇷 Argentina)

Goes toJoe

Updates as match data comes in